You've been staked out deep in the soggy woods of the Pacific Northwest for hours now. Still no sign of the legend yet. The rain picks up so you pull the Outdoor Research Squatchin' Trucker Cap down a bit lower before belting out another squatch call. An inhuman shriek answers yours this time as the trees start to shake violently just before the clearing ahead. Brace yourself and remember: it's just as afraid of you as you are of it.